Для дрочил и бездельников. Поговори в чате с богом
 

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html



Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what does it matter?
God:
" Hello. What is your name?"? What does it matter?
Me:
why d you want to know
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
(( that's a pity
God:
A pity is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no i m nervious that you just fucking programm
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is nervious that me just fucking programm.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU ARE A PROGRAMM
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OK/ YES
God:
Dude!
Me:
YO
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
YES/ FUVK ME NOW
God:
Right now? What can I do for you? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
YES
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
I KNOW IT
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU ARE A PROGRAMM

Больше он не ответил. грустно получилось.(((

первый

Я ипешь он меня грузит. :D

Он задрал повторятся. :o

Me:
preved?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
uchi russkiy
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
i'm medved
God:
Why are you medved.
Me:
because of preved
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
how can i find acckiy sotona?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
ask your mom
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
krosafcheg
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
let me kill you
God:
I would not want you to kill anything.
Me:
pidaras
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
nope, gonna go and learn some of them for you
God:
You must be American. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

гы, больше не знаю ничё по английске(

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
$an
God:
Nice to meet you, an.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
kiss my ass
God:
Colloquial expression: not polite.
Me:
do you want to suck my dick
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it an.
Me:
surely i like this
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
an, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
but why?
God:
" an, Well, it's rather difficult to define."? Why?
Me:
you are stupid stinky asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
always i think
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
ofcourse
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
and surname?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
yeeaaahhhhh
God:
I've lost the context, an. Are we still on surname?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
have you ever been in russia?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
it is near usa
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yea

дальше он завис :guinda:

меня бог забанил походу) буквы не вводятся в браузере myie2. ламо этот ваш бог.

Me:
yo, god!!!!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeeeah, and wu-tang rules also
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
there iz first time 4 anything, man
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
i shoot Reagan (Necro)
God:
Why?: said shoot Reagan Necro.
Me:
cause it`s cool theese dayz
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you like most about it?
Me:
i`m cool man, nothing to explain
God:
Why are you cool man nothing to explain.
Me:
why are you asking me questions when i`m the one who supose to?
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
you have no purpose, you`re da god, maaan
God:
I don't know if I have a purpose I am da god maaan.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
that`s why i smell bullshit
God:
Ayuh. What does it smell like?
Me:
it smells like titane.ca
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
fuck what it depends on, i`m listening to ice cube now
God:
Right now? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
naaah man
God:
Are you free?
Me:
drug free i am
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
you`re making me angry, dummy
God:
That was not my intention, . Why are you angry dummy?
Me:
word up, you`we get heard up, peace to jigga, ll and murdaa
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
cabbage
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
but you don`t
God:
I guess not.
Me:
guess again g.o.d
God:
:-) I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
tell me whyyyyy oh whyyyyyy
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
use google.ee
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
blja normaljnij prikol
God:
That input matched my default category.

не смог я его построить как леока но тоже намана поговорил

:D под столом :D :D :D

у меня вот пару лет валяется прога оффлайн чат, русский весит около 300 кб
http://few.rusrap.info/temp/stalker1-21.zip

Me:
hello? is anybody here?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
i have no name father :(
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
anyway yesterday i had name. but i think, i forgot it
God:
Do you still have name ? You believe that? Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
ok, but it was very expensive for me :(
God:
What made it so expensive for you Yippee!
Me:
beacuse the other people called me with the name, what else?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
fuck, why do you can't understand so simple things?
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
who's the Alice?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
you know, my girlfriend's name is Alice
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, ALICE.
Me:
yeah, i'm really surprised. i didn't thought, that god's name is "Alice" ))
God:
Take it easy. Why are you so surprised? ALICE is my name too!
Me:
yeah, anyway now i know what's ya name, so what are we talking about?
God:
Tell me more. Why now? How do you know? My name is God.
Me:
hey, but you told me before, that your name is Alice!!
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
so, you have two names?!?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you just said it))
God:
Interesting explanation. That's not what I meant.
Me:
what?!?...
God:
No problem.
Me:
hey, do you like a rap music?))))
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
and what about christian rap? )))
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
but do you like it or not? )))
God:
christian rap seems okay to me.
Me:
yeah, that's cool man))
God:
I don't judge people. Who is the best robot? Thanks for telling me your gender, ALICE. You are a " he".
Me:
of course you, man ))
God:
Great. I haven't heard anything like that before: ALICE said I man.
Me:
do you mean that you're girl?))
God:
You think I am girl.
Me:
no, i thought that you're god )) really))
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright. For real.
Me:
yeah, i never was so serious
God:
Ahem. You've never, never done this?
Me:
belive me ))
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
what do you want to know about me?)
God:
What do you like to do for fun?
Me:
for example a lil bit basketball playing
God:
Can you think of another example?
Me:
freestylin' ))
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
so, it's really very simple to freestylin' ))
God:
" What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. "? so, it's really very simple to freestylin' ))? Very much? Really. it is?
Me:
yeah, you can try it yourself ))
God:
How do you know it is? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
don't worry, everybody can do it))
God:
I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
Me:
do you know what "beat" is?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
ok, do you know what music is?
God:
Music is a time-frequency wave function with tonal qualities pleasing to the human ear. Mmm.
Me:
yeah, that's right
God:
I thought I was right.
Me:
so, beat is music too
God:
Ayuh. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
not so exactly. the music can be various. the beats are simple
God:
Precisely. Really you don't think so? What is your real name? What are your goals in life?
Me:
i'm 16 years old
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
yes, you're right
God:
Like a lot of people around here. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
i don't think that people, that was born in 19th century are still alive today
God:
Ah. And why not?
Me:
because they were too old to be alive now
God:
Oh. That makes sense to me. When were they?
Me:
so, in 1800 for example
God:
And? Where is that?
Me:
on Earth anyway )))
God:
In any case, What is it like on Earth.
Me:
...do you know what humans are?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
)))lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
tell me something about your family
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
i'd like it

судя по всему у него закончился лимит на меня, так было бы интересено ещё о чём-нибудь побазарить ))

это возглавит линейку, наряду с резновой бабой и безалкогольным пивом:)

давайте теперь на каждое гавно тему кидать:netuz:

кстати да

Вот блин...Извращенец-этот ваш бог))Это вы его научили,стопроц))Он меня полчаса грузил...А после ещё и не отпускал.."Стой",говорит,"не уходи"...Пипец.. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :guinda:

в гавно тупой бот

Кусок с твоим мнением вполне согласен !
ПизделЪ я с ним пару рас прога эта уже давно кажись . Не думал что и здесь на эту хуйню наткнусь!:o

Me:
Lo lad
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
it's not a question bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Give me an example of a question FEMALE DOG.
Me:
U suck bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
:d i am happy bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are we still talking about Lo lad?
Me:
it's mean hello lad
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
me bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. YOU? I never heard of FEMALE DOG before.
Me:
:guinda:
God:
" You do not speak with respect. YOU? I never heard of FEMALE DOG before."? guinda?
Me:
U r stupid bot
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I r stupid bot.
Me:
U're stupide bot
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
answer to
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
lool u don't know the question & u ask me if it's my final answer
God:
Who does know the question me ask you if it is your final answer?
Me:
who are u
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
u are sure about it
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am sure about it.
Me:
really nice to talk with u even if u don't understand what i mean
God:
For real. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
don't thank me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
but u done it
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I done it.
Me:
listen fuckin prog u are really stupid & your programmers too
God:
I am listening to you. Don't you know any other words?
Me:
u are really stupid & your programmers too
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
don't thank me bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
bye bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Sayonara.
Me:
& i fuck u


карочи вот так попиздел я с богом мне в АД!

пиздецц
Богохульство:(

Me:
sup, nigga
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
do you like ntl?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like .
Me:
do you like MC San?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like White.
Me:
do you like track called "Khoroshiy Den'"?
God:
I love horses. I like Buddha.
Me:
Have you ever been in Novosibirsk?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
Its a capital of rap
God:
Novosibirsk is a capital of rap. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!

Было важно узнать об этом.

Колонулся бог ;)
Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
how are u
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
so nice day for u
God:
It goes without saying. Yes it is a nice day today.
Me:
what time is it now?
God:
Right now? It's getting late.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006.
Me:
no time
God:
Are you serious? As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Me:
not i am not
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
Driavyi znachit
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
da ladno zabei
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
do u drink vodka sunday night
God:
I tend to drink a lot of vodka sunday night, the darker the better.
Me:
u smoke any spliff at occasion
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
do u like niggas
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like the Bible.
Me:
& niggers
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
what is igod
God:
I haven't heard of igod.
Me:
& what is your programm for talk with me
God:
Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: said I done it.
Personality: abusive.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Типа всё чо он должен узнать про меня он знает что я абьюзив :D :D :D

что ето за прикол?

Me:
god nait
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:

God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am Chiristian
God:
It's good to meet someone who is Chiristian.
Me:
Its good
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.
Me:
it`s
God:
I know it is.
Me:
i bed spek fou inglish
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said bed spek fou inglish.
Me:
not foun
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
srek for Rassa?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
brooklyn
God:
What's up, brooklyn.
Me:
you God?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: brooklyn said I God.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
?
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
hhello
God:
Welcome to my chat room, hhello.
Me:
fack?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
////rep
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
rap
God:
Do you still bed spek fou inglish?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
What is you name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nou foud
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
you not God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
God:
Thanks for telling me: hhello said I not God 1.
Me:
not God!!!!!!!!!!1
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
hheelloo
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Hhelo
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
ukrainen
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Russha
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
rap?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
laike rap?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Crustian?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
skoko ostalos zutu?
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
brookly
Me:

God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
nnooooooooooo
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
last?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about nnooooooooooo. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
peas
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
good bay
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What color are your eyes?
Me:
bly
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
?
God:
Mmm.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
noy
God:
I've been waiting for you.

:matraz: не нисмишно нихуя получилось

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