I’ll never be the reason that a bitch got paid
Even when I’m not functioning in tip top shape
I could bench as much as hip hop weighs.

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I think I’m scared of what the future holds
I was wishing for some things and now am used to those
Every girl I meet thinks I’m fucking groupie hoes

The honesty of my music has left me too exposed

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Hmmm, change these hundreds for me cashier
I ain’t made it, but I’m better off than last year
So, what it look like hun?
I never got to make it rain, but it look like fun

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Havin’ lunch and debatin’ Ferrari prices
23 and goin’ through a midlife crisis
But trust me, I still deliver like a midwife
And no, I’m not sayin’ I’m the nicest, I just live life like it

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I’m quiet with it; I just ride with it
Moment I stop havin’ fun with it, I’ll be done with it
I’m the only one that’s puttin’ shots up
And like a potluck, you need to come with it.

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My classmates, they went on to be chartered accountants
Or work with their parents, but thinkin’ back on how they treated me
My high school reunion might be worth an appearance
Make everybody have to go through security clearance

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I touched down in ’86
Knew I was a man by the age of 6
I even fucked the girl that used to babysit
But that was years later on some crazy shit

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I’m just such a gentleman
You should give it up for me
Look at how I’m placing all my napkins and my cutlery