pipdogg vs Hommie
karanda vs ка3анова

Topic: More Two's Than Jay-Z
Task: show your skills. A good plot is welcome, as always.
Must read: Jay-Z, "22 Two's"

Fewer two's than Jay-Z and the text does not qualify.

Deadline: February 12th, 2008

PLEASE SEND YR TEXTS TO MY PM BOX DIRECTLY - screw the e-mail.

Hommie
+ Ayo tripp!
Twenty two toos in my own metamorphosis
Born again, in my vein lyka 1000 explosives
Rules changed, sharks revealed, can u feel what's the deal?
U got dirt on the word, now u fuked-up for real

Born in Crooklyn, good looking, what up? Whats cookin
Too many rookies whanna be like you, image hookin
Too many diamonds you got from Sierra Leone (diamonds are forever)
From bloody republic, picked out on your own

Too many answers bear twice many questions
Too many Royces are equal lyrics regression
Gift is gone, Curse is what will be after
And American Gangsta was akin disaster

Can't leave, I'm in too deep, tryna get moe
Can't stop, I'm in too far, too late, I'm too bloody
B says irreplaceable, Imma say it lyk Joe
It's time to study your understudy

[Chorus]
Big L to the ooza, Mic A to a buzza
Fo shizzle my nizzle used to scatter in the VA
Big L to the ooza, Mic A to a buzza
Ain't the last thang, so get your ass back
Big L to the ooza, Mic A to a buzza
Not guilty you've got to feed me
Big L to the ooza, Mic A to a buzza
Ain't the last thang, so get your ass back

Too many caskets you've looked, too sarcastic
Now your style's too static, too flat and marasmic
Plastic, eclectic - nothing fantastic
Last albums forgotten, your CDs in basket

What happened to you - copying and pasting?
Looks like obsession, methods of mayhem
Themes that you use still make me guessin
Why have you chosen another direction?

Too bold for the lies and shows on a scene
Too old for hustling, youknowwhadamean?
Too bright for a gem in a crown of hip-hop
Too big and to heavy to place you on top

Too tired to produce something else except hov'
Busy to burn and to heat up cold stove
Too loud for an album you named Kingdom Come,

Let's make it clear, betta - Cum 2 Condom

[Chorus]
Too much respect to the something-to-nothing'
Too much ado about best rapper alive' in a coffin
Too many flowers I brought to your grave
RIP Shawn C. Carter, 69-08+

This is the end for you, Mister Jay Cool Z, your talk is dead, admit and accept it+
I'm out..

KARANDA - Too many toos
Too many or too less?
I'ma to express it as a percentage
and try it not to fall a victim to my prejudice
to keep abreast with frankness
I am too frantic with this headache puzzle
Messin' around wit' it. Check this out, brotha!
Too many wordz, too less you have the sense
bein' sentenced to tag like windbag-fella
Wasting your breath...
Too much you lick the asses, too less you managed to respect urself
in way not savin' face. U are completed crip
Too much you tell a fib, too less you will be trusted
Too much you raise a dust, too less you're really heard
Too much you tussle for the justice,
too less u're impressed unbiased
Dude, you seek veracity? Get ready to take the false for truth
Eternally it's nasty... problem. U'd better cruise!
The more you're using plus, the less u get in minus as the result
Just perfect time to quote Puffy:
"More money, more..." Of course u know farther. Said nuff))
Too many money grubbing, too less enjoyin' life
Too much you're following the crowd,
too less you get ur twist and private feature
It goes without doubt!
Too much you getting rich, too less you feeling happy
I guarantee it. Too many try it out.
Too many bows, too less ambitionz
Too much you save up finance , too less you offer gifts
Too much u're rapid, too less u catch... becoming less selective
Stop! I guess too many such adverse comparison
too many pro and con, fro and against...
Too many balancing on edge...
too many fencing with a question
Too many... toos!
"BUST THIS"

pipdogg
Crooked patrolman got 2 stripes for booking a homie on 2 strikes.
Now he’s a corporal, wants to be a sergeant
So brothas gotta be cautious not to engage in unprofitable bargains-
Jakes inherit greed for merits-run for medals makes ’em go schitzo
So they might force someone to testify in couple of foul cases to escape prison.
They do shit but they lack wisdom, and better not go braggin’ about this though
‘cause they’ll be decorated with 2 extra holes in the nose labeled “caliber .44”
Or suffer even more-get exposed to the wrath of “American-180” submaschinegun
Widows crying, caskets closed, the trial is done.
32 slugs marked “caliber .22” drill vest that supposed to be bulletproof like screws-
Oh, what a pity!
Pigs are scared; don’t wanna be in “Rest In Peace” chronicles in six o’clock news,
Forgot how they used to act shifty.
Well, now let’s take a minute and listen to 3 volleys of a 21-gun salute
For a new group of recruits
Killed in action tryin’ to fight the roots of evil in Beirut,
Left their mothers wondering why this world is so rude and out of line.
Same day, same town random guy steps in the booth for the first time
Bites rhymes from “F*ck the police” and “Gimme the loot”,
And sells 2 million copies!
2 days later he turns off his cell phone, Bluetooth and the pager,
Engages into an intercourse with 2 hoes, 2 groupies and 2 fly honeys
Who had an overdose of staring at 2 stacks of hundreds.
And the day after takes 2 pils of aspirin tryin’ to regain mind clarity
After drinking way too much on his “Farewell to virtues” party.

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karanda - поздравляю с местом в финале. жалко, конечно, что оппонент не сдал, но life goes on.

Hommie - pipdogg. pipdogg - заслуженноетретье место. интересный текст, но над размером поработать - терялся в твоих ритмах. надеюсь увитдеть тебя в следующих баттлах. ну и Hommie отж0г, что у него часто случается "best rapper alive' in a coffin" - пока что панчлайн всех двух раундов. лично я не согласен насчёт альбома "Пиндосовский бандюган" (он мне весьма понравился), но текст зач0тнейший.

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