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ETB 3 - Tha Final The Final (Showdown) karanda vs Hommie Topic: Second Place Is The First Loser Task: Diss your opponent - hard. Make me feel sorry for him. Deadline: one second before the end of this winter. let's keep the cold sh!t away from the spring. Submit your text to my PM, as before, or icq. LET'S GET IT ON, GENTS! |
чё? Добавлено через 31 секунду ду ю спик раша? |
олениус, обсуждение баттла в специально заведённой для этого теме. не засоряй эту |
karanda Ya, check it! Let me be candid aint gonna diss this faked candidate - "supposed-playa" only plain facts I gonna trigga 'bout this biggety wigga-pretend-to-be-dem'nigga My verdict: UNGIFTED! I would prefer to brin' in death penalty for such a riff-raff wit' miserable mentality Well, it is my time to teeup! Meet da wrecka, baby! Few wordz about current battle... I can't imagine this pretty pal engaged in real fightin'- street tete-a-tete When ur bull-shittin' would be fatal No way for ur escape... It's not tha thang about him He's not a dawg, he's prim young lady not standing violance and pain it makes his blood run cold in veins... And only way for this play-actor to put on airs in internet to battle to a fault I guess the Doctor Freud explained in theory this factum as compensation of inferiority We can infer from it... The story goes further on - deeper'n'deeper This nipper called himself as Hommie "Asshole, he's fuckin' phoney" - my first opinion was I must admit it - ain't gonna change my mind of such a nerds who burst wit'shit and dirt at their heads I don't see red at all with that Such lads just set me laughing I make'em roughen when I recognize'em as nought and nothing "Girls, you're being very naughty!" said Mozzy spitefuly Applause! Came to the point! Hey, gansgta tot! Don't frighten me with your toy-Mauser and Uzi... Stop grousing and poisoning, abusing... It is so useless The second place is yours!!! As it's for loosers! Hommie Man, you talk too much, I got your service on the next 3-16 I break your clock in twelve o’clock and leave you on the railroad bleedin Youza type of cat, yellin at nights crazy screamin, I perform a tackle-choppin You be-boppin, grid locking, low level mocker, brain glopper How can be shit lyk you on top of this? Dully lyk you even got no pot to piss But N*** please, you still axin for cheese? This is what I call a real fukin diss I’ll hack your ass lyke Mitnik on DEC, infecting your internals on 1-2-3 Youll be shown on CNN, BBC, I show you tha real fuken quality, Youza weasel teaser, dirty looser, homemade model, stinkin ass expose for those who can’t get a jack from ho Ain’t my fo, from head to tha toe straight olo, packed in back of my track, passed to the hand of my hommie in low-low honeypot naked, do as he said, betta giv him a head, anywayz youll be dead I’ll plug ur dick in ur mouf, lyk cigar Same shit as for government troops in Salvador I’ll take a string from a broken guitar And sew you up lyk bull sewed by matador I’ll engrave your destiny on your tongue I’ll name you ‘Gwynplaine’, don’t get it wrong Victor feel jealous to Lip Cutter, Hommie-The-Ripper Bone collector, ‘supreme neck protector’ Wu tech, new deck, iron mech master ‘Bet I won again Mr.Napster’, me be faster, lyk 1st class When your shit is disgusted, must be a dust You said first - you missed, now you lost In a forest lyk Commandante, haunted by guerillaz Can you feel it, in this combat everything’s real First I chop off your fingers, than hands, than your legs And pack you in thousand small separate bags Some to my dogz, some to ur friends Share the fame, give a part of urself to ya fans That what will be after, now make a breath deep 99 ways to die, you’ll taste all of them Methods of mayhem, blown to red man Not Redman, just bloody man, in death-pangs This is for you all playin fake-ass weak-ass gang I made it befo you all start making plan No grand finale for you, my action’s radical I smoked you right after start of this battle lyk Methical |
Sorry for the delay! To start with, i'm not very much impressed with the texts - let's attribute it to lack of practice. Both have shown good vocab and fiersome intentions - even if nothing scorching came out. Karanda's lost the rhyme in the first part of his text, and when he found it again later on, it was too late. Plus - despite the availability of the .mp3 file - i can hardly trace the rhythm, too. Hommie's text was superior, but - i should add - a far cry from his best. ...and the title goes to (nerve-wrecking drum roll)... Hommie. Congrats everyone, next battle to come real soon - so go and find more participants! |
мои поздравления сопернику! Добавлено через 31 секунду спасибо, Моззи, за баттл! |
Moz... u have such ability to leave me in shame... :boyara: why after your comments i don't feel myself asa winner, or even asa good rhymer... damn! :tomato: self critisizing shit is killing me! |
let's say i'm trying to keep you (and everybody else) hungry - next battle is coming soon ;) |
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