Can u take me any reply plizzz I like it really much! But please don't take sentences that only americans can understand :guinda: :D

your mom is so ugly....well, look at you:)

Not funny, it's a fuckin german humor.
yo mam's so fat that when u put on a snap on her ass u can make surfing on for two hours!

Я так понял тему мам все таки решили расскрыть в теме "хочу освоить язык". Дак для чего вы там хотите язык то освить?:morj:

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway :D


Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said "Guess" and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..." :D :D :D

Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke.

Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant

Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style

Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." :D :D

шюр, кол зис намбер 89859913772, анд сэй зэт ман ху'л ансвер: "сак май дик" ин э корсли инфлэкшн

yomama jokes are not funny in general

:)

вай ю соу бэд сайд эбаут хуз мазе итс нот райт

кста, пики, те нужен учитель - носитель языка, который исправлял бы твои ошиббки, а то толку нет от общения(

ю гач ёр доз? :o

Yo yo yo yo yo! what it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes pac-man.
Hey pac-man, whats up?
Me you bitches! Im high on crack! wanna freebase?
No pac-man drugs are bad!
Nope cant help you man.
Pussies. whoa! holy shit!

:D

но :o

наломах? :o

че еше за носитель языка эта прога такая что ли?

это чел у которого английский родной

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итс хиз риал намба? Веа из хи лив? Бэкоз, иф ви лив ин диферент кантрис... короче - хоу мач из зе кол?

пики хуже бората блядь :)

ягсемашь! :cool:

о шешен, мозгына сыкпешь :ma3im: ;)

борат жжоть не епет ни разу....::guinda: ....вот он учит английский от негрофф
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mCLK-v2IA

Bamby :nsk: :o

борат кстате на ахуенном английском гаварит. саше как насителю языка легко сделать акцент, но грамматические ошибки ему труднее даютца.

да поэтому он чаще всего использует множественное число существительного :dovolen:

okey guys who wants be my personal teacher ?:) and i can t go sleep dont know why:confused: