помогите сделать задание по английскому языку....задание такое:

Tell the teacher about EITHER your last holiday or an interesting person in your family or an interesting job that you have done.


Товарищи иммигранты или те кто хорошо знает английский прошу помочь.....срочно надо сделать я сам не успеваю и так много заданий...там надо предложений двенадцать, пятнадцать не больше желательно сегодня до 00:00 помогите, может у кого есть готовый текст

во ты гонишь , ты даже не помочь просишь , ты говоришь что бы за тебя зделали ? .... блять .... что с тобой дальше будет ...

Ты по-русски напиши и попроси перевести. Желающих помочь будет больше.

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Цитата от HiP-HaPeR :
во ты гонишь , ты даже не помочь просишь , ты говоришь что бы за тебя зделали ? .... блять .... что с тобой дальше будет ...

я ж написал что прошу помочь...у меня долги и так по анлийскому я всё не успеваю сделать...так что помогите пожалуйста

меньше за форумом помошчи проси - будет время .... хы ,...

я бы помог но трудно писать столько слов, еше вспоминать некторые слова надо, лень короче не абисудь нига!

иммигранты помогите

да а чё ты думаешь я параллельно щас делаю другие задания

конечно делаешь нет сомнений не у кого .../

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Цитата от HiP-HaPeR :
конечно делаешь нет сомнений не у кого .../

я помощи попросил...помогать не помогать ваше дело.....

вот и договорились

отлично

Да бля помогите чуваку, знаю как хуево когда долги Тебе там на норвежский ничего не перевести ?

Dear Teacher

It is only with an immence pleasure that I tell you about my last job that I've done - specifically, this damn essay. Anyway, check it, shit went down like this: I didn't do shit for a minute because you know I was gettin high n shit, but who doesn't in our age and time right? So I didn't do shit for a minute and then it turned out I gotta hand in this piece of shit, so I'm like - ah shit, and I went onto my favorite forum, where I've spent most of my time while being high and not doing shit.
I've asked for help - in essence, I've asked to write this dumbshit essay that I haven't got a slightest interest in, and most peoplez told me to go eat shit but then this one cat he actually wrote some shit that you're trying to read right about now.
A job well done. Besides all the shitty implications, such as me failing the class for handing in shit like that, this wonderfull job that I've done shows the possibilities not only for shit macromanagement but also for getting high indefinitely, while still going through life. Shit. Isn't that everyone's dream. So anyway, I hope you're pleased with my shitty work in your shitty class, cuz I ain't taking no more shit from a shithead like you, so just pass me OK?!

5 баллов

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Цитата от CrunkmanXXX :
Да бля помогите чуваку, знаю как хуево когда долги Тебе там на норвежский ничего не перевести ?

не тспасибо за посильную помощь

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Цитата от R_Chie :
Dear Teacher

It is only with an immence pleasure that I tell you about my last job that I've done - specifically, this damn essay. Anyway, check it, shit went down like this: I didn't do shit for a minute because you know I was gettin high n shit, but who doesn't in our age and time right? So I didn't do shit for a minute and then it turned out I gotta hand in this piece of shit, so I'm like - ah shit, and I went onto my favorite forum, where I've spent most of my time while being high and not doing shit.
I've asked for help - in essence, I've asked to write this dumbshit essay that I haven't got a slightest interest in, and most peoplez told me to go eat shit but then this one cat he actually wrote some shit that you're trying to read right about now.
A job well done. Besides all the shitty implications, such as me failing the class for handing in shit like that, this wonderfull job that I've done shows the possibilities not only for shit macromanagement but also for getting high indefinitely, while still going through life. Shit. Isn't that everyone's dream. So anyway, I hope you're pleased with my shitty work in your shitty class, cuz I ain't taking no more shit from a shithead like you, so just pass me OK?!

Спасибо Артур я рассчитывал на твою помощь только тебя в асе не было(



мне в чате "инглиш спикнг" помогли, но всё равно спасибо тем кто откликнулся не бросил в беде как некоторые здесь "нехорошие" люди)

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So I didn't do shit for a minute and then it turned out I gotta hand in this piece of shit, so I'm like - ah shit, and I went onto my favorite forum, where I've spent most of my time while being high and not doing shit. I've asked for help - in essence, I've asked to write this dumbshit essay that I haven't got a slightest interest in, and most peoplez told me to go eat shit but then this one cat he actually wrote some shit that you're trying to read right about now

Яр

Арчи

Инлишь

А чо там помогать то...

Ну да не все знают инлишь , ясен хел.. тебе

поможет оно!

http://www.perevodov.net/Perevodov.net/online-dictionari...rection=er

да спасибо так нах мне твой переводчик сдался не о том речь..но спасибо за помощь

Да незачто

А переводчик реально гавно.. но если ты реально ты нихуйа не сечош в инглише то он тебе поможет... а тот чел который знает тебе поможет лишь с текстом, но знать ты небудешь от этого больше!!!

the new nigger on da block

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Цитата от inkore :
the new nigger on da block

yo man what up?

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Цитата от R_Chie :
Dear Teacher

It is only with an immence pleasure that I tell you about my last job that I've done - specifically, this damn essay. Anyway, check it, shit went down like this: I didn't do shit for a minute because you know I was gettin high n shit, but who doesn't in our age and time right? So I didn't do shit for a minute and then it turned out I gotta hand in this piece of shit, so I'm like - ah shit, and I went onto my favorite forum, where I've spent most of my time while being high and not doing shit.
I've asked for help - in essence, I've asked to write this dumbshit essay that I haven't got a slightest interest in, and most peoplez told me to go eat shit but then this one cat he actually wrote some shit that you're trying to read right about now.
A job well done. Besides all the shitty implications, such as me failing the class for handing in shit like that, this wonderfull job that I've done shows the possibilities not only for shit macromanagement but also for getting high indefinitely, while still going through life. Shit. Isn't that everyone's dream. So anyway, I hope you're pleased with my shitty work in your shitty class, cuz I ain't taking no more shit from a shithead like you, so just pass me OK?!