Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: do you speak russian?
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
Stranger: yes
You: говоришь по русски?
You: хуй
You: приём
You: hi
You: how do you do
You: бля, заебал
Stranger: чё называться ты ?
You: Руслан!
You: Ruslan, my name is Ruslan
You: you use the translator?

You: where you live, мудобляцкий троеёбень?
Stranger: i live in sweden
You: oo, Sweden
Stranger: yes
You: i from in Kazakhstan
You: I live in nomad's tent
Stranger: ok
You: ну ка ебани по русски чё нибудь
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