You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: From?
Stranger: california
Stranger: you?
You: Cool
You: I from Russia
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what part?
You: sibir
Stranger: Siberia?
You: yes
You: Khanty-mansyysk
Stranger: wow. Is it really as cold as people say?
You: Yes
You: -40 C
You: But we have got used
Stranger: crap. That's cold.
You: California Snoop Dog
Stranger: Yeah. Snoop is from Long Beach
Stranger: wow... we just had an earthquake here.
You: Ты охуел? у не был фит с тимати
You: cool
Stranger: It was a really small one.
Stranger: yeah, just a little shake.
You: все иди на хер