You: yo
Stranger: I know what you did last summer.
You: no way!
Stranger: Yes, yes way.
You: i fucked up your mom's pussy
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: This could've been beautiful.
You: can you gimme your mom's mobile number?
Stranger: Oh, sure. It's 01175948574
You: i ll call her! tnx
Stranger: Love you. <3

я уёбок

Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m_
You: f
You: and u ?
Stranger: me too
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