Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! As you see this year has finished. There were a lot of difficult sutiations. But American people were brave and strong, we fased to face with difficulties. We were very active and once we won Bolshie gonky to Russian people. But Russian people were braver, stronger and êðó÷å than we. So my wife and I want to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Можете как-нибудь по смешному перевести?? срочно надо
это типа поздравление новогоднее от американского президента)

Спасибо заранее