A Lil'St1m goes to her father and says, "Dad, can I go to the prom?"

He leers at her and says, "Sure, but you have to suck my dick first."

Well, the Lil'St1m really wants to go to the prom, so reluctantly he pulls down his zipper and begins sucking. After a while, she looks up at him and says: "Dad, your dick tastes like shit!"

He says, "I know. Your brother wanted to go too!"