Цитата от R_Chie :
Dear Teacher

It is only with an immence pleasure that I tell you about my last job that I've done - specifically, this damn essay. Anyway, check it, shit went down like this: I didn't do shit for a minute because you know I was gettin high n shit, but who doesn't in our age and time right? So I didn't do shit for a minute and then it turned out I gotta hand in this piece of shit, so I'm like - ah shit, and I went onto my favorite forum, where I've spent most of my time while being high and not doing shit.
I've asked for help - in essence, I've asked to write this dumbshit essay that I haven't got a slightest interest in, and most peoplez told me to go eat shit but then this one cat he actually wrote some shit that you're trying to read right about now.
A job well done. Besides all the shitty implications, such as me failing the class for handing in shit like that, this wonderfull job that I've done shows the possibilities not only for shit macromanagement but also for getting high indefinitely, while still going through life. Shit. Isn't that everyone's dream. So anyway, I hope you're pleased with my shitty work in your shitty class, cuz I ain't taking no more shit from a shithead like you, so just pass me OK?!