So I didn't do shit for a minute and then it turned out I gotta hand in this piece of shit, so I'm like - ah shit, and I went onto my favorite forum, where I've spent most of my time while being high and not doing shit. I've asked for help - in essence, I've asked to write this dumbshit essay that I haven't got a slightest interest in, and most peoplez told me to go eat shit but then this one cat he actually wrote some shit that you're trying to read right about now