Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway


Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said "Guess" and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."

Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke.

Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant

Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style

Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."