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if u were me we would probably b dogz wit heavy gunz,
if u were me u would b a fatha accept bein a mom,
yo bitch bring it on sum', u would b a man,
only if u were me u could b named richard or stan,
if u were me u could piss not even takin a seat,
but if i wuz u, i would have 2 give birth 2 ma seedz,
bein pregnant befo havin kidz, datz anotha trick,
get wet and cum everytime i play wit ma clit,
but in ma case when u transform into male object,
we change a subject and klat bout u havin a dick,
if u were me u could stick it anywhere u want it,
bang any hoe from da block if u can support it,
u wouldnt brush ya hair, or have a lipstick eitha,
instead u'd pack a gat bein a ghetto behavin nigga,
pull on trigga everytyme anotha nigga frontz like fag,
u blastin back, same way az u b playin a tag,
cauzin offensive action attack, earnin bonus,
maybe excape copz everytyme u c em eatin dey donutz,
scratch ya nutz by da tyme u wake up and shit,
get a boner everymornin u stand up and shit,
drink booze wit homiez and callin ladiez a bitchez,
callin em dumb azz creaturez and anotha featurez,
maybe u would worry bout da size of dick u got,
what if u dont like it and it discriminatez ya lower part,
u would have 2 look 4 shoez da size of a 12,
or maybe even bigga size 2 fit it wit yaself,
u wouldnt wear high heelz, but have RBK sneekaz,
and wit no diploma, u a famous basketball figure,
whatz da difference between uz, it aint about carz,
da difference iz dat u female and dont smoke cigarz...